Nusrat Jahan
Are you heading to the cities of the United States of America this fall for higher education and in pursuit of freedom from your brown parents? In case you think that American cities are amazing, you should know that city life can get pretty monotonous, despite what all shows with cops screaming “NYPD! Put your hands behind your back” suggest. People get tired of the loud taxi horns, cockroach infestations, and the sight of random men peeing in the subway. You think it all gets better once you escape to the country, but life over there ain’t that easy ya’ll. So, instead of packing your bags and going to the land of plaid shirts, just sit back and enjoy one of these redneck movies.
1.Joe Dirt- A personal favorite of yours truly. Dirt and his fancy mullet sets out on a journey to find his parents and in the end he lands a spot on a radio show, gaining myriad of audience and applause.
2.The Texas Chainsaw Massacre- the title has “Texas” in it, and that’s all you need to be labeled a redneck. It’s one of the best redneck horror films ever with the chainsaw wielding lunatic with his family of cannibals.
3.Wrong Turn- This one involves terrorizing disfigured cannibalistic mountain men haunting a group of six stuck in the woods.
4.Raising Arizona- An ex-conman (Nicholas Cage) brilliantly woos a police officer (Holly Hunter) and somehow got themselves entangled in holy matrimony, only to find out that they can’t have kids. When the conman steals one of the quintuplets of the furniture magnate Mr.Arizona, all hell breaks loose!
5.House of Wax- When I saw that Paris Hilton starred in this movie, my “white trash” senses were tingling. The plot is kind of interesting, with everyone being turned into wax dolls by some deranged lunatic.
6.Friday the 13th- Is it me or is it that all redneck horror movies involve a group of dull adolescent kids stuck in the wilderness?
7.The Dukes of Hazzard- a family get evicted from their farm by noted villain Boss Hogg. With the help of Jessica Simpson’s remarkable assets, and the infamous General Lee, Bo and Luke Duke try to get back the family farm.
8.Tucker and Dale vs. Evil- Another movie about vacation-in- the- mountains-gone wrong. It’s weird how they don’t get boring.
9.Porky’s- A classic sex romp comedy about a group of teens wanting to lose their virginities at this strip club. Of course, that’s not gross.
10.Hatchet- and another movie about a group of people stranded in the wilderness.
What was supposed to be a haunted swamp tour full of fun and spooks turns into their worst nightmare.