Myisha Nawar
Imagine a day without coffee. Did you just imagine the Apocalypse? Yeah, I did too. My definition of a nightmare: NO COFFEE! AAAAAAH! Coffee has become an indispensible part of my life. And for addicts like me, the following things might start to happen as soon as you take the first step into the coffee cult.
1.Right after waking up, the first thought sweeping the chambers of your brain revolves around what coffee you are going to start your day with. Latte? Cappuccino? Americano? Maybe something cold? Maybe something flavored? Where is my coffee?
2.You probably ALWAYS end up burning your tongue on the first sip. Umm how can I wait for it to cool a little when the smell is calling me? Plus, there’s a fine line between pain and pleasure. The burn feels soooo good! Right? RIGHT?
3.You literally grab a coffee any time of the day. Excuse me? Italians have coffee after dinner. Don’t judge my late night coffee cravings, I am mentally Italian. Thank-you-so-much. Toodles.
No, no come back there’s more.
4.You’ve imagined Prince Charming coming to you holding a cup of coffee. Okay maybe this is just me. I’m damaged beyond repair. LOL.
5.Your favorite coffee joint is like your second home. Actually, in my case, I think it might be time to set up a tent there. Life would be so much better. I’ve probably spent countless hours there, minus the probably though. Kill me but nothing beats the glorious aroma of freshly brewed coffee.
6.You probably spend more money on coffee than you do on shopping. It’s high time to accept that coffee is going to take up a huge chunk of your finances. But it’s okay. It’s a necessity. You’d die without it. Don’t die, do coffee. OKAY?