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Froggie Green
I believe that we have already established the fact that, at one point in life, we all wondered if the person sitting next to us could here what we hear when we much of chips/chanachur/ anything crispy. It is like an open secret now, and those who are still obsessed with how weird it is- it is not. Then there are those strange eerie thoughts that we have all had but cannot share out of the fear of societal rejection or receiving tickets to the nearest mental institution at the very least. Here is a look at some of these thoughts.
Do not bother asking me if I have had them, because I would not tell you.
• Thinking about what would happen if you just stopped while crossing the street and let the car/bus/truck run over you. Would you survive? Would people from that circular crowd around you like they do in the movies?
• Do not try to hide this one. We all know you daydreamed about wildly inappropriate scenarios including pretty people you do not know. Unless you are delusional or into some serious ouija/ witch-crafting shizz, those dreams are probably never coming true.
• What if you just got and said ‘I love you’ in the middle of a conversation with your young boss or a dear friend? What would their reaction be?
• “Aww…this is such a cute baby. Let me rock it a little bit…and what happens if I drop it?”
• Do not even dare to lie. I know you have imagined yourself dying, everyone’s reaction after they heard the news, and how sad everyone is at the funeral.
• You probably imagined someone close to you dying as well, and you were either the “cold, I am going to smoke/drink myself out of depression” or the one who kept bawling four months past the funeral.
• “What if I jump off this right now?”
• What about wondering what it would be like to slap someone mid-conversation?
• You planned a carefully constructed and elaborate scheme on how to rob a bank, or… Sephora.
• And if the police could arrest you for you thoughts, you would be on your way to jail on pre-meditated murder charges.
• This one is too normal for this list but oh what the heck- you have imagined the person you have a crush on being held hostage or kidnapped so that you could put on your cape and rescue them.
• You most likely know what you are going to sing if you ever audition for The Voice or any other reality TV show, and what your reaction would be when they pick you.
• “What if I smashed this entire cake into his/her face?”
• You secretly want to be momentarily very-ill so that you can have a lot of attention. You would totally go to work with that sickness just to show off how brave you are.
• Oh c’mon, admit that you have your own version of The Fault in Our Stars!
• “What if this life I am living is a dream I am having while in a coma?”